According to the accused who, we believe, is likely NOT an attorney, "What's wrong with a man driving home naked? It's not against the law."
Actually, it is, and if the cops find your pick-up truck slightly off the side of the rode, partially blocking traffic in the middle of the night, they're likely to stop and see what's going on inside. And, if they find you sitting inside wearing only a hat, sunglasses and sandals . . . well then, they might want also want to test you for drunk driving. That, apparently, is what happened to a 58-year-old DeFuniak Springs, Florida resident.
To top things off, there was also a female passenger in the truck at the time and when officers tried to get her out of the truck, she punched the cop. (Never a good idea.) He now faces a DUI charge and she's looking at a felony charge of battery on a law-enforcement officer.
Naked Man Charged With DUI - [NWF Daily News]