Apple pulls iPhone program containing pictures of topless women - Los Angeles Times

Looks like Apple doesn't like the naughty stuff.

"Apple will not distribute applications that contain inappropriate content," said Tom Neumayr, a spokesman for the company. "The developer of this application added inappropriate content directly from their server after the application had been approved and distributed, and after the developer had subsequently been asked to remove some offensive content."

Actress Hayden Panettiere Plans to Do Full Frontal by 30

Good news and bad news.

First, the good news: "actress" Hayden Panettiere says she plans to do a movie with full frontal nudity.

The bad news? The 19-year-old says she'll wait until she's old . . . like, 30 or something!

Hollywood actress Hayden Panettiere is keen to bare all for a movie before she turns 30 in a bid to have a reminder of what she once looked like. The 19-year-old actress, who’s also a self confessed exhibitionist, has no qualms in going full frontal. My dad calls me such an exhibitionist. He always says, ''God, even when you were little, you were such an exhibitionist!'' the Sun quoted her as saying. "I could be 30 years old and just be like, "Screw it - I want to take it all off. I better take a picture of this baby before it all goes."

Not surprisingly, Panettiere has a new movie coming out, I Love You Beth Cooper, where some skin is flashed and the claims now are that no body doubles were used. For now, you'll just have to be happy with Hayden in a bikini.

Hayden Panettiere keen to go full frontal by 30 [One India]

Former Gainseville, GA Arrested for Being Naked at Campsite, Denies He Was THAT Naked Guy

Having watched a lot of COPs on TV, it seems there are a couple of good strategies when it comes to getting arrested. You can do so quietly, with dignity and little fuss, but what fun is there in that? You can deny the car was stolen and claim it belonged to your cousin whose name you can't remember and also can't recall where he lives. Or you can just bald faced lie and--despite all the visual evidence to the contrary--deny it was you. Those are always fun to watch.

Looks like the former mayor of Gainesville, GA was a fan of the show. An officer with the state's DNR approached Mark Musselwhite, 43, after complaints that a man was at running around naked at a camp grounds. When the officer approached Musselwhite, the former mayor was naked, but denied he was the naked guy people had complained about. (Great tactic!) Not surprisingly, the well trained officer didn't fall for that one.

It all began when some campers complained that a nude man was walking down Earls Ford Road in the Warwoman community just northeast of the city of Clayton. When a state park ranger and a sheriff deputy showed up, they found Musselwhite sitting naked in a chair at his campsite. Ranger Brandon Walls wrote that Musselwhite appeared intoxicated and didn't see anything wrong with being nude. He told the ranger he'd just been swimming in a nearby creek and was hot. Ranger Walls said Musselwhite put on some shorts when asked to get dressed, but he also became belligerent. "He began telling me that he knew a DNR (Department of Natural Resources) board member and he was going to call him because he thought he was being harassed," Walls wrote. "He also told me that he was the ex-mayor of Gainesville and he was a very political person," the ranger continued.

Former Gainesville Mayor Arrested Nude [11 Alive News]

South Carolina Governor Sanford Takes to Appalachian Trail for "Naked Hiking Day"

First, the good news: we now apparently know where South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has been for the last four days. According to his staff, he was hiking the popular Appalachian Trail over the weekend and just needed to get away.
The bad news? Sunday was Naked Hiking Day on the Appalachian Trail. So either Sanford was either hiking naked or was looking at other people who were hiking naked. Either way, this does not look good for his political future.

We’re not suggesting that the formerly missing Governor of South Carolina specifically ditched his family and security detail to go hiking on Naked Hiking Day. It’s just that one of the days he hit the trail also happened to be the aforementioned holiday. [Editor’s note: This paragraph was changed to make clear that the governor’s timing was a coincidence.]

Until late yesterday, no one would say publicly where he was. Poof. He just disappeared.

The story started to resemble a John Grisham novel. A southern conservative governor and very vocal critic of a popular liberal president eluded his security detail and completely disappeared with his last known whereabouts — before he (or someone) turned off his cell phones — somewhere outside of Atlanta.

Staff was silent. Some were talking about succession plans. The First Lady though said she wasn’t concerned. “He was writing something and wanted some space to get away from the kids,” she said.

But many wondered aloud how this traditional, family-loving, Republican governor of a southern state could miss Fathers Day. After all he’s got four children! Was something sinister in the air?

Then it took a Farrelly brothers screenplay type of twist. Sanford had not disappeared. According to his spokesman, he was hiking on the Appalachian Trail. Coincidentally, on Naked Hiking Day.

Sanford disappears to hike Appalachian Trail (on Naked Hiking Day) [Christian Science Monitor]

Naked Man Steals Woman's French Fries at Wendy's Drive Thru Window

We either have a really hungry naked guy running loose in Canada or this was a really interesting prank.

A woman was robbed of her French fries Saturday night at a drive-through in Langley by a naked man who swiped the meal. RCMP Langley say the woman was at a Wendy's Restaurant in the 20200 block of 64 Avenue around 9:30 p.m. when the suspect approached her.

The victim said she was waiting at the drive-through for her order. When the attendant passed her fries through the window, an entirely naked man in his 20s ran between her car and the window and stole her food. The man jumped into a silver van and sped off in an unknown direction with her fries. Other than the age range of the suspect, the woman and restaurant employee could not provide further description.

Flash 'n' dash: Naked man steals fries at Wendy's drive-through [Times Colonist]

Naked Man Arrested for DUI

According to the accused who, we believe, is likely NOT an attorney, "What's wrong with a man driving home naked? It's not against the law."

Actually, it is, and if the cops find your pick-up truck slightly off the side of the rode, partially blocking traffic in the middle of the night, they're likely to stop and see what's going on inside. And, if they find you sitting inside wearing only a hat, sunglasses and sandals . . . well then, they might want also want to test you for drunk driving. That, apparently, is what happened to a 58-year-old DeFuniak Springs, Florida resident.

To top things off, there was also a female passenger in the truck at the time and when officers tried to get her out of the truck, she punched the cop. (Never a good idea.) He now faces a DUI charge and she's looking at a felony charge of battery on a law-enforcement officer.

Naked Man Charged With DUI - [NWF Daily News]

Lindsay Lohan Tweets Topless Photo to Fans

The trainwreck that is LiLo continues to unfold, this time on Twitter, where the tempermental "actress" decided to include some old topless photos in one of her "tweets." Now, before you get all excited, a wig covers up the good stuff (although, as scary skinny as she is any more, how much good stuff is left?). How much lower can this gal sink? Your answers below in the comment section. (See pic below.)

Lindsay Lohan’s behavior continues to spiral downward as the actress has been placed in more and more compromising positions, the latest of which is completely her own doing. On Tuesday, Lohan sent a scary skinny topless photo of herself to her Twitter followers with the caption "OLD PHOTOS. I'm THAT bored."
This followed a weekend in which Page Six spies reported seeing the 22-year-old partying in Southampton with her younger brother and having security guards delete photos of her taken by partygoers, before changing scenery and behaving “extremely oddly and erratically” at the New York City club The Box at 4:30 a.m., where she reportedly spent some quality time with its stripper pole.