Demi Moore Tweets Topless Pic to Help Promote Ashton's Show

Well, she is almost 60 . . .

Demi Moore definitely isn't shy about showing off her body.  The 48-year-old actress posted a semi-nude photo of herself on Twitter this week with the caption, 'remember...you've got your own back.'

In the self-pic, Moore poses from the waist up; only her naked back is visible though she is clearly topless.  She shot the photograph late on Thursday night in her bathroom wearing only thick, black-framed glasses.  Her explanation for posting such a cryptic message: 'To remember to be your own best friend to find light & protection from within yourself.'

Demi Moore tweets a topless photo | Mail Online

Heidi Klum Warned About Going Topless at Phoenix Hotel

Apparently, you can't go topless in the US! Who knew? Apparently not model Heidi Klum who had to be told twice to put her top back on at a Phoenix area hotel pool.

Heidi Klum may be one of the most gorgeous supermodels in the world but that doesn’t mean that everyone enjoys seeing her lounging around with her top off!  During her recent appearance on the Jay Leno show Heidi revealed that she was told off for sunbathing without her bikini top on once in a hotel in Phoenix, Arizona.

She said she was laying by the pool sunbathing – without her top when a security guy came over. He said, “Ma’am, you have to put your top back on because we’re having complaints. People are complaining that you have no top on.” So she put it back on.  She took it off for the second time and was told off again.

Heidi Klum Told Off for Going Topless in Phoenix - Waleg Celebrities

Naked Man Hurt When He "Falls" From Car

We put "falls" in quotes because cops aren't sure if if this naked guy on drugs jumped or was pushed from the car.

An unidentified naked man, 22, of Cypress suffered life-threatening head injuries when he either jumped or was pushed from a car on Katella Avenue west of Brookhurst Street Sunday night, police said.

Preliminary investigation indicated that the man was on drugs and jumped out of the car, Sgt. Rick Martinez said. “Because of the suspicious nature of the incident, major assault detectives responded but at this stage they think he jumped out of the car,” he said.

The injured man was taken to a trauma center, and his condition was unknown Monday morning.  Anaheim police believe that a report earlier Sunday evening of a naked man running in traffic at Beach Boulevard and Ball Road was the same man, Martinez said.

The driver of the car left the scene, but witnesses got a license plate and Anaheim police contacted him at his Buena Park home. According to Martinez, the driver told police he panicked because the injured man and another passenger were under the influence of drugs.

Naked man injured in fall from car | martinez, police, car - News - The Orange County Register

Naked Key West Woman Found Crawling Up Busy Street

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

A Key West woman is facing charges after she was arrested twice in three days in separate naked, drug-fueled romps on public streets, according to police.  Alena Larrazabal, 32, was hospitalized after she was found stark naked crawling down a busy Stock Island street Monday afternoon by a couple of deputies, according to a Monroe County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

Police say an incoherent Larrazabal was meandering on her hands and knees as cars swerved to avoid hitting her. At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.

Nude Woman Found Crawling Up Busy Street: Cops | NBC Miami

Man Streaks During Live Weather Channel Report on Hurricane Irene - Virginia Beach

You knew this was going to happen with all the live cameras and coverage, right? (flasher, naked, bottomless)

From the YouTube description:

Had to post it, as all the other ones I seen were handheld cell phone videos. Glad you all enjoyed it!! Think the person who did it has found the vid on Youtube yet? Something to show his grandkids in 30 years....LOOK, grandpa was cool...he showed his junk on National TV....

Hurricane Irene STREAKER on TWC

Women Celebrate "Go Topless Day" by . . . Going Topless on Venice Boardwalk

We're sure you're only interested in this story from the "equal rights for women" standpoint, right?

If you click on the link below it will take you to the full story and a slide show of some Not Safe For Work images from the protest.

"Free your boobies, free your mind!"  Put the 'tit' back in 'Constitutional!' "Nobody likes tan lines!"

These were just some of the rallying cries that united the "Go Topless Day" protestors at the Venice Boardwalk yesterday afternoon. March leader James Rich weaved the chants in between Bob Marley ("Get Up, Stand Up") and Beatles ("All You Need Is Love") songs, while the topless women beside him held signs and cheered for the cause.

The group was protesting California's unequal topless laws for men and women. While men are allowed to be completely shirtless where it's appropriate (i.e. the beach and the pool), women cannot expose their breasts and nipples (except at adult entertainment establishments) unless they want to be arrested for indecent exposure. The march coincided with other protests nationwide on the same day.

Go Topless Day Protest At Venice Boardwalk (WARNING: NSFW)

Nude Maid Services Opens in . . . Fort Wayne, Indiana?

We've heard of these nude maid services before, but booming in conservative Northern Indiana? That's shocking and also a little bit funny. (Thanks to reader Gary S. for the link!)

A Fort Wayne man has started a business that he says is unique to the Fort Wayne area. It’s a maid service with a twist. Fort Wayne Dust Bunnies offers light housekeeping to its clients, but the cleaning is done in the nude. The business owner, who asked that NewsChannel 15 not use his name to protect his anonymity, said business is booming.

“We're to the point now that we're working almost every day and we’re getting repeat business,” he said. The maids are only permitted to do light housekeeping duties: washing dishes, vacuuming, and dusting.

Clients pay $60 per hour during the week for the service, and there’s a two hour minimum required.  Each maid travels with a security guard and clients are not permitted touch the women.  The owner said the maids earn roughly $30 per hour.

Nude maid service opens in Fort Wayne