Hot Russian Spy Anna Chapman's Ex-husband Shows Off Topless Photos of Her

If there is anything that American's love more than a hot Russian spy, it's a hot Russian spy who's naked. Turns out that redhead Anna Chapman was married to a Brit at some point and the two of them had lots of fun in the sack . . . and he took plenty of pictures. Now those pictures are online and the NY Post has a PG-13 version of them, with a link to the NSFW version.

Alleged Russian spy Anna Chapman's British ex-husband Alex is cashing in on the spy cash cow, selling naked pictures of his ex and tales of their sex life to News of the World. (Link is rather NSFW, if you happen to be at work.) The New York Post picks up the pics and doctors them with "Top Secret" labels in the appropriate places, putting them on today's cover. Happy July 5th!

The two were married for four years, during which there were Mile High Club "sex romps" on planes, S&M sessions (Anna "loved to wear nipple clamps and wield a WHIP like an interrogator as they were Ivan it off"), and numerous sexy pic-posing moments.

More Sexy Spying: Topless Anna Chapman Graces the New York Post - New York News - Runnin' Scared


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Drunk, Naked Man Wakes Up in Neighbors House, 20 Miles Away

Every staggered home drunk, took off your clothes and passed out on the couch? Okay then, have you ever done it at the wrong house? Okay, how about the wrong house 20 miles from where you live.

Thought no.

A San Diego resident awoke to a shocking discovery: a naked stranger passed out on his downstairs sofa.  San Diego police Lt. Jim Filley says the Pacific Beach homeowner called police after wandering downstairs Sunday morning and finding the snoring man.  Filley says the naked man was drunk and thought he was in his own home in Mission Valley, some 20 miles away.

The man, whose name wasn't released, had taken off his clothes outside the house and walked in through the unlocked front door.

San Diego homeowner finds naked man asleep on his sofa

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Naked Woman Leads Cops on Chase After Stealing Two Cars, Including Police Car, All Ends in Tasering

Talk about a full day! A crazy naked woman steals cars, leads cops on a chase, tries to climb a wire fence and is finally Tasered.  Bet she'll have her own reality show by the end of the week

Five o'clock in the morning is not usually a busy time on Highway 111 in West Jordan. But Tuesday morning was different.  As West Valley City police Capt. Tom McLachlan said, "This was an episode that is out of the normal."  And that's an understatement.

A man was pulled over, posting business signs on the side of the road. Sylvina Beagley pulled up next to him and got out of her car.  "Unique thing about that was that, uh she was not wearing any clothes," McLachlan said.  Then she decided to steal his car, driving north toward West Valley City.  The man jumped into her abandoned car and followed Beagley, while dialing 911.

At 5300 South, she crashed into a gate on ATK property and ran. Officers eventually caught up with Beagley, but they couldn't quite physically catch her.  "She did have blood on her body from the initial crash. She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers," McLachlan said.  And she was off again! This time she got into a squad car and drove away, only to crash into another gate, hit a burm and soar 50 feet in the air.

Beagley didn't stop there either. She ran from the totaled car and scaled a barbed wire fence.  Officers realized a Taser was necessary to stop her, and so it ended.

ksl.com - Naked woman steals cars, leads officers on chase

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Bodyguard: Britney Spears Would Walk Around Naked, Invite Me Into Bedroom - Fernando Flores

Want to work for a crazy celebrity? Don't be surprised if this happens to you. (Just hire a good lawyer and plan to file a massive sexual harassment lawsuit!)

Britney Spears' lead bodyguard has quit, claiming she sexually harassed him by parading around naked in front of him and inviting him into her bedroom. Fernando Flores is considering filing a multi-million dollar sexual harassment lawsuit against the singer, The Sun newspaper reports.

It says Flores, a former cop, has confided in friends that he feared losing his job if he didn't respond to her unwelcome sexual advances.  He says the 28-year-old singer often traipsed around nude and harassed him with a series of odd invitations into her bedroom, the paper says.  She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action," the paper quoted a friend of Flores as saying.

Britney's bodyguard quits, claiming she sexually harassed him

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Cops Taser Naked Man Running Around Beach - Video

Ah, nothing like summer time to bring out the nudist in all of us. Or at least in the drunks in us. We love the way that cops threaten the cameraman to stop filming.

A streaker at the Wrightsville Beach bar scene got more than he bargained for when sheriff's deputies caught up with him.  A YouTube video showed a man running through the streets naked at 2:30 a.m. Sunday. Several hundred people watched New Hanover County sheriff's deputies take down the man with a stun gun.

Authorities say a dare by friends landed Matthew Pick, a 23-year-old ECU student, in the hospital. Sheriff Ed McMahon says use of the stun gun was not excessive force and that the deputy had the right to use it.  "The only other recourse the deputy would have been to tackle him and then that's hands on and you're fighting someone who is naked and probably all sweaty and intoxicated," McMahon said. "So in my mind this was a good time to use the Taser."

Police use stun gun on naked man in Wrightsville Beach - News14.com

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Cops: Transgender Men Told They Can't Sit at Beach Topless

Dudes: If you want to become a woman and go to the time and expense to get breast implants (not that there's anything wrong with that) then you're going to have to play by lady rules at the beach. Your new breasts will need to stay covered.

Besides, don't the cops have better things to do?

Rehoboth Beach lifeguards requested police assistance late Saturday afternoon for a situation involving a group of transgender men who had their breasts exposed according to a report by the Rehoboth Weekend Update.  The on-line publication reported that the incident happened by the surf near Queen Street around 4:45 p.m.

The report says that a lifeguard reported having an ‘odd problem’ involving 'girls' on the beach with their tops off.  Over the radio the lifeguard reported that the male individuals claimed to be transgender and claimed they did not have to wear tops.

The incident was reported to a passing police officer.  The beach patrol and police officer insisted the group was not in compliance with city ordinances.  According to the Update, a police source told them at least two of the men appeared to have breast implants.

Police Reportedly Ask Transgender Topless Sunbathers To Put Tops Back On

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Was Venus Williams Bottomless at French Open? Nah!

Who wears flesh-toned underwear when they know their skirt will be flying up? That would be Venus Williams, one of the hottest women on the professional tennis circuit. It's a classic "What were they thinking?"

That outfit Venus Williams wore in the first round of the French Open was all ''about illusion'', the American said after defeating Patty Schnyder 6-3, 6-3.  Spectators in the stands at Court Suzanne Lenglen yesterday gasped as Williams's short dress flew up during play.

But it was some type of skin-toned underwear.  "The outfit was about illusion, and that's been a lot my motif this year, illusion," Venus, who turns 30 next month, dreamily told reporters.

Venus Williams' outfit all 'about illusion' | Stuff.co.nz

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