Another Naked Man Tasered by Cops, Was Waiving Two Pistols, Weiner

This is starting to look like a trend here at Top of the Nudes: cops being forced to taser naked dudes . . . and this one had a couple of guns, but apparently no place to holster them. Here's more from the Seattle PI:

The Spokane County sheriff's office says a naked man waiving two semiautomatic pistols, yelling and breaking things was Tasered today after sheriff's deputies arrived in a Spokane Valley neighborhood.
Lt. Earl Howerton says when deputies arrived about 5:10 p.m., Raymond S. Wheatly was "definitely acting weird" and probably high or intoxicated. Howerton says the 39-year-old Wheatley was in his backyard still holding one gun.
Howerton says within eight minutes, the deputies persuaded Wheatly to drop the weapon, then they shocked him with a Taser. Howerton says Wheatly stood up and fought back as deputies tackled him.

Naked Man Attackes Onlooker While Trying to Have Sex With Girl, 16

Don't you just hate it when you're standing around the bonfire in your trailer park and you decide to have sex with an underage girl and some jerk tries to cock block you? That's what reportedly happened to a 28-year-old Plymouth, Wisconsin man and he ended up in jail as a result. Here's more from the Sheboygan Press:

A 28-year-old Plymouth man is in jail this morning after authorities say he assaulted a man who tried to stop him from having sex with a 16-year-old girl.
The man was arrested about 3:30 a.m. this morning, shortly after five people attending a bonfire in the Town of Mitchell discovered the man and the girl naked behind a shed, said Capt. Dave Adams of the Sheboygan County Sheriff’s Department.
The man is expected to be charged with felony second-degree reckless endangerment and sex with a child 16 or older, a misdemeanor, Adams said.
Partygoers at the bonfire, W6933 Silver Springs Road, discovered the man and girl having sex when they heard moaning and went to investigate. Though the witnesses — knowing the girl’s age — told the two to stop, the couple instead moved their activities to a nearby trailer.
One man followed them and began pounding on the trailer, at which point the Plymouth man punched the man in the nose and threatened him with a shotgun he retrieved from a nearby shed. Adams said the Plymouth man and the girl had been drinking, as had numerous other partygoers.