Colorado Cops Catch Priest Jogging Naked: His Excuse? I Sweat a Lot! - Rev. Robert Whipkey

I suppose if you're going to be naked in public, you might as well be trying to get some exercise while you're at it! That's, at least, the claim of Rev. Robert Whipkey of Fredrick, Colorado who was caught on a local high school track running an hour before sunrise in his birthday suit. Why? Well, he didn't think anyone would be around at that hour. Here's more from The Denver Channel:

He (Rev. Whipkey) told officers he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging. "I know what I did was wrong," he said in the report. Whipkey did not return phone messages. His attorney, Doug Tisdale, told the Longmont Times-Call that Whipkey had no comment.
Whipkey, 53, was arrested June 22 in this small town about 20 miles north of Denver. An officer said he saw a naked man walking down the street at 4:35 a.m. The U.S. Naval Observatory Web site said sunrise that day in Frederick was 5:31 a.m.
The officer said when he shined his flashlight at the man, he covered himself with a piece of clothing he was carrying.
It was not clear why the June incident was not reported by the newspaper until this week.

Britney Spears in Topless Hotel Pool Romp With College Student - Mike Encinias

Wow, just when you thought her life couldn't get any more out of control comes word--and pictures--that the mother of two got naked with a complete stranger at a hotel pool. Here's more from our favorite UK tabloid, The Sun:

HERE’S topless BRITNEY SPEARS romping in a pool with a complete stranger just hours after her music video meltdown.

My pictures show the crazed singer pawing at student Mike Encinias soon after sobbing uncontrollably at the shoot for her new single.

Onlookers watched in shock as Brit - who divorced KEVIN FEDERLINE days later - stripped at a hotel pool.

Brit swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and downed Mojito cocktails before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare.

American Mike kept his trunks on as straggly-haired Brit - who had a 1999 hit with Crazy - groped him.

Mike was an extra on the video shoot and says she later tried to seduce him in her hotel suite - while wearing nothing but a pair of pink pants.

He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.

“She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.”

Britney and Mike had been passionately kissing in the pool of downtown LA’s Standard Hotel just a few hours earlier.

The singer had pulled the plug on the pole-dancing shoot for Give Me More after breaking down and sending the crew home.

Britney’s assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool.

Mike explained: “Britney was drinking Mojitos and she’d been drinking some Jack Daniel’s

“Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top.

“She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.”

Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out” with him.

The photos from Mike's romp with Britney will be published in the new issue of US Weekly. At right, the cover of that issue.