Ok! Mag Cover Shows Britney Spears Topless And Kissing Shannon Funk

Another day, another Britney Spears bombshell, this time from OK! magazine. Here's more from our favorite UK tabloid, The Sun:

A TOPLESS BRITNEY SPEARS got down and dirty in a hotel pool with her former assistant SHANNON FUNK.

According to pals, the ladies cleared the hotel pool of other guests so they could enjoy kissing and fondling each other.

Britney's wild behaviour followed her topless romping with video extra MATT ENCINIAS in the same LA hotel.

Britney stripped to just her knickers, hat and shades and partied with until 4am - seducing Matt first then Shannon.

One friend said: "Britney seemed more into this girl than she ever has been into a guy.

"Even though the hunks were hot, Britney made a beeline to cavort with Shannon.

Naked Men Steal Golf Flagpole

There's public nudity and then there's odd public nudity. This story falls into the latter category. According to Florida cops, three naked men got out of a Ford Expedition about 7:20 a.m. Friday at the DeLand Country Club. At that point they trio jumped the fence and stole a hole-marker flagpole then ran back to their SUV and took off. No charges have been filed, but the golf course does want their $10 flagpole back and hopefully no one tried to do a naked pole dance with it.

Naked Man Tells Cops He Thought He Was at Nude Beach

How do you think you're at a nude beach when everyone else has their clothes on? Just as this 41-year-old Gulf Breeze, Florida man! Here's more from NW Florida Daily News:

A 41-year-old Gulf Breeze man is claiming that he exposed himself at Beasley Park because he thought it was a nude beach.
A passerby reported the man after he and his 12-year-old son saw him as they walked along the beach Tuesday afternoon, according to the Sheriff’s Office.
The two saw the man standing by a blue and pink umbrella talking on his cell phone. The father and son said the man "did not attempt to hide or cover himself from their view and were exposed to the suspect's rear end and genitals," according to the report.
As the sheriff’s deputy approached the man on the beach, the man grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist.
“I made contact with the suspect and he admitted to me that he had nothing on under his towel,” the deputy wrote in his report.
The suspect said he thought Beasley Park was a nude beach.
“I asked the suspect if he thought this was a nude beach why does everyone he see have clothes on and why he wrapped a towel around

himself to cover up when I approached,” the deputy wrote in the report.