From our "Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time" Department comes this story from WSB-TV (link includes video clip from surveillance camera):
Missouri police arrested three men for stealing beer from a convenience store while one of them was naked.
The store clerk said a man walked in naked and did a hula dance.
Police said the naked man was meant to be a distraction so another man could grab a case of beer.
The store clerk was not fooled and called police.
The men ran outside to a driver waiting in the car.
A customer wrote down the license plate and police arrested the men a few days later.