Thursday, September 6, 2007

Angelina Jolie Gets Naked (Virtually) in New Movie Beowulf


Angelina Jolie has been looking a little thin in public photos lately with husband Brad Pitt, but according to those who have seen her new movie, the actress has regained her once famous curves . . . at least digitally speaking. Here's more from the gossip site Celebs Planet (mildly not safe for work video stills an movie trailer):
For the adult fantasy film Beowulf, Jolie plays the mother of Grendel the monster, who is the father of all evil from Anglo-Saxon mythology.
In her transformation for the role, the actress appears to have regained her famous knock-out curves, perhaps with a little digital assistance.
Filmed in a photo-realistic animation style, the release has been described by the Los Angeles Times as a "hyper violent and highly sexualized tale".
Jolie stars alongside British actors Ray Winston, who plays her evil son, and Sir Anthony Hopkins who plays King Hrothgar.
With Beowulf set to hit cinemas in the UK on November 16, the actress has already started work on her next project, the action movie Wanted.

Learn how the naked Jolie was created here.
(Beawolf, Boewulf)

Website Claims to Have Nude Pictures of Vanessa Anne Hudgens - High School Musical: Publicity Stunt?

The website CeleBitchy.com claims to have nude pictures of Vanessa Anne Hudgens who starts in the Disney Channel's hit "High School Musical." The link to their site is mildly Not Safe For Work, but then links to the actual pictures. Click here at your own risk.
Here's more on the pics from the site:

I honestly don’t know who this chick is except for the fact that she stars with Zach Efron in those High School Musical shows. She’s supposedly dating Efron, but the last woman he was said to be dating was his previous costar, Nikki Blonski from the Hairspray movie, and I tend to believe the rumors that he’s of the other persuasion.

In the last Enquirer there’s a story that Vanessa had some nude pics that she would be devastated if they got out, and low and behold, here they are. I know 18 year-old Hudgens is a teen star and is supposed to have a wholesome image, but I personally believe this whole nude photo thing was orchestrated for maximum publicity, especially considering that we were told that the photos were coming so that it could generate buzz.


(Vanessa Ann Hudjens)

Natalie Portman Doing Nude Scene in Next Movie, "Hotel Chevalier?"

Ah, the moment Star Wars geeks have been waiting for for years: a nude scene featuring "Princess Amidala" aka Natalie Portman. In the past she's said she'd never do one, but maybe a new director has mader her change her mind. Here's more on the story from JoBlo.com:

A little bird has whispered in my ear that Natalie may in fact have a 100% real nude scene in her new short film called "Hotel Chevalier". The film is being directed by the brilliant Wes Anderson and it suppose to be a prequel to his upcoming flick titled "The Darjeeling Limited". It involves a couple (Jason Schwartzman and Natalie Portman) as they continue their romantic and sexual encounters in a Parisian hotel room above the city. Here is a piece of the article:

If there’s one element of ‘Hotel Chevalier’ that’s surprising for Anderson, it’s a strong sense of romance and sexuality: in one shot, Schwartzman gently pulls off Portman’s clothes to reveal her naked body from behind, and a later shot has Portman, nude, standing still in a doorway, one foot up against the frame. It’s a beautiful shot, and one that’s made even more pertinent by Sarstedt’s melancholic lyrics on the soundtrack. It’s the sexiest thing that Anderson has ever done.

Man Robbed at Gunpoint, Forced to Strip Naked Then Roam the Streets

Robbed AND stripped naked? Could there be much anything worse to ruin your day? Here's more from All Headline News:
It was the most embarrassing situation for a 19-year-old Hazleton man who was left in his birthday suit on road after thieves stole his clothes at a gunpoint.
Police on Sunday arrested two men for stealing the teenager's clothes and leaving him with no choice but to roam naked on road.
Police received call that a naked man was walking down a county road early Sunday morning.
The victim, whose name has not been released, was taken to a rural area west of Oelwein, Iowa where the men took his clothes at gunpoint, police said.
After a search in an Oelwein home later in the day, police arrested Billy Ray Staton Jr., 36, and Arthur David Thomas, 53, both of Oelwein. Police also found the victim's clothes and several guns in their house, the Associated Press reports.
The two men were arrested and charged with first-degree robbery. Thomas also was charged with possession of a firearm by a felon.

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