Saturday, October 13, 2007

Long Beach Cop Who Ran Through Town Nude, Headbutting Cars, Pleads Not Guilty - Jermaine Marcus Walton

Think this guy was under the influence of . . . something? The story doesn't say, but just read what this "officer of the law" is accused of doing. Wonder why we don't have video of this one! Here's more from CBS 2:
A county probation officer who allegedly ran nude down a Long Beach street, heat-butting cars and resisting arrest, pleaded not guilty on Friday to vandalism and assault on a peace officer.
Jermaine Marcus Walton, 31, was arrested Sept. 19 for allegedly running down Santa Fe Avenue in the buff and striking several vehicles headfirst.
When police arrived, he allegedly refused commands to stop and assaulted a detective, according to the District Attorney's Office.
He was released from jail the following day.
Walton was charged on Thursday with felony assault on a peace officer, resisting an officer and vandalism with more than $400 damage.
He also is charged with two misdemeanor counts of vandalism with less than $400 damage.

Man Who Walked Naked Around New York Claims "I Had a Bad Day" - Josh Drimmer, Yale Graduate

UPDATE: Uncensored video of the cops trying to arrest this guy can be found here. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!


You were having a bad day pal? What about everyone who had to see you naked pasty body? What about all the lunches that were thrown up or dates that were ruined, huh? Here's more from the Gothamist:
The 26-year-old Yale graduate who walked around Times Square naked on Thursday spoke to the NY Post, which made him its cover boy, about his experience. Josh Drimmer denied that it was a stunt and said - from his hospital bed at Bellevue - "It was an extreme panic attack brought on by days of not sleeping...I'm all right. Tell everyone I'm OK. I had a bad day."
Good to know that Drimmer is better, because he has his fans: One Times Square office worker told the Post, "I thought it was great. He's not hurting anyone." Drimmer works for the media company MediaVest, which is located at 1675 Broadway at West 52nd Street. A co-worker said that Drimmer seemed out of it (he was "talking crazy") recently while another said the Greenpoint resident once "had a meltdown over the coffee machine."

Take a look at the New York Post's photo gallery of the incident here.

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