Cops: Naked Man With Nun's Habit Tried to Lure Girls

Say what? A naked guy, sorta dressed like a nun, is chasing after young girls? You gotta be kidding me! Here's more from SF Gate:

A man wearing nothing except what looked like a nun's habit on his head approached three young girls in a Union City church parking lot Saturday and ordered them into his car before they fled the scene, police reported.
The girls, all under the age of 11, were in the lot at Our Lady of the Rosary Church on B Street around 4:18 p.m. when the man shouted "Get into my car" at them from his vehicle, police said.
The suspect then opened the driver's door "and was fully nude except for a blue nun's habit or similar (garb) on his head. The suspect was covering his genitals with both hands," according to a statement issued by police.
The girls ran into the church.