Naked Man Accused of Causing Crashes on I-95 - Delaware

What a great start to your holiday driving season! Wouldn't it be great to have grandma and the kids in the car on the way to Thanksgiving dinner and see a naked man running along side you on the highway? Nothing says "family time" like a drunk naked man on your windshield! Here's more from the Associated Press:

Delaware State Police have arrested a Chester, Pennsylvania, man who they said was running naked and drunk on Interstate-95 and caused three accidents.
Police said Ardonas Gilbert, 26, was running along the southbound lanes near Marsh Road about 10 p.m. Monday. He is charged with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on the highway.
Two citizens tried to help Gilbert, but police say he began to assault them. Then police said he ran back into traffic and caused three accidents when cars tried to avoid hitting him.
No one was seriously injured.