Woman, Thought to Be Bottomless, Pulled From Commuter Train

How short would your skirt have to be for other passengers on a commuter train NOT to see it and call the cops on you? Apparently pretty short, as a female passenger on a ride on a Salt Lake City TRAX train found out Monday morning. According to reports, the woman was wearing a jacket that was long enough to make it look like she was naked from the waist down . . . so fellow passengers reported her. Utah Transit Authority officers questioned her as she got off the train about 7:30 a.m., quickly realized that, yes, she did have a skirt on, and let her back on the train. Sorry, no pictures available, but you've probably seen one of these women, haven't you? (Salt Lake Tribune)