Seems like there's a country song in there somewhere, but I'm not much of a tunesmith, so I'll leave that up to some of my more musical readers. Not much to the story (other than an hilarious mental picture) but here are the details: Massachusetts state police claim that David Barros, 25, was driving on Interstate 93 North when he drove up next to a school bus full of cheerleaders from Lowell Catholic High School and exposed himself. No specific word on how he was apprehended, but our guess is that one of the little angels called the cops from her cell phone, gave a detail description of the, uh, perp, and cops pulled him over a short time later. As a result of this impromptu interstate "show and tell" Barros has been charged with open, lewd grossness, and inappropriate use of a gear shift. (Eagle Tribune)
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