Man Arrested for Directing Traffic Naked - Boise

We're not sure if a civilian can direct traffic, but you can be darned sure you can't do it naked! More from KTVB:

A Garden City man wanted for attempted kidnapping was later arrested on Fairview Avenue naked.
Lowell Rudlaff, 44, is charged with felony attempted kidnapping and burglary.
According to Boise Police, Rudlaff went to an assisted living facility on North Patton Street Monday morning and claimed he was going to take a male juvenile. When police were called he left. Rudlaff was spotted a short time later by drivers as he stood nude at the intersection of Fairview Avenue and Liberty Street directing traffic.

Man Arrested for Ordering Coffee Naked at Dunkin' Donuts Drive-Through Window

Something makes me think he didn't think this plan all the way through. And for God's sake, don't put the coffee between your knees! Here's more from the Metro West Daily News:

Steven M. Gerrior of 65 West Main St. works for the Department of Correction and has been suspended with pay pending an investigation, said department spokeswoman Diane Wiffin.

Gerrior pulled up to the window around 6:30 p.m. and fondled himself while waiting for his coffee, according to a police report filed in Marlborough District Court.

When a woman working the drive-through window handed Gerrior a napkin he had asked for, she saw he was nude and became too upset to serve him, according to the report. A second female employee handed Gerrior the coffee, and, she, too, saw him touching himself, the report said.

One of the women gave police Gerrior's license plate number, and he was arrested later Sunday night on a charge of open and gross lewdness.