Michigan Retiree, 65, Finds Drunk, Naked Girl, 19, in His Driveway

And the best part of the story: his wife let him keep her! Here's more from WILX TV in Lansing:

Too much partying left a 19-year-old standing naked in Ernest Kramer's driveway -- and left the 65-year-old wondering why his wife didn't question him when he escorted the woman into their home.
Kramer says was outside his house Tuesday night when he heard a female voice in the darkness saying she was lost and asking to use his phone. He tells The Saginaw News that he didn't notice until they'd gotten to the front door that she had no clothes on. The Harrison resident says he gave the woman his T-shirt and they went inside, where his wife "never batted an eye."
Clare County sheriff's deputies picked up the woman and returned Kramer's T-shirt. He says they told him the woman and some other college students were partying at a nearby cabin.