Thursday, August 14, 2008

Nude Pictures of Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana Naked - Do You Know What Your Kids Are Searching For?

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana is not only popular with the kids, she seems to be popular with EVERYONE who surfs the Internet, based on all the searches for the term Miley Cyrus Naked that are reported each day. And not all of them are dirty old men. It appears it's time to have a talk with the kids.
Here's more from The Examiner:
Do we really know what our kids are searching for on the Internet? According to statistics; searches for nude, or topless, photos of both Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana continue to receive millions of search inquiries. With the election, the economy, the Olympics and the invasion in Iraq you would think sweet little Miley Cyrus would be the last thing Internet users are searching for! This makes me wonder just who would be searching to catch a glimpse of a nude or even topless 15 year old child?
I would hope more adults would be interested in searching for vacation deals or Olympic results or Sports scores or even weather - anything other than a chance to see Miley Cyrus naked! At least I would hope none of the adults I, or my children, spend time around!This leaves me to assume the majority of these searches are being made by children or, in some cases, young adults. The good news here is that there are NO nude pictures of Miley Cyrus or ones of a naked Hannah Montana available for viewing! Fortunately, other than a few cell phone photos or the blown out of proportion Vanity Fair photos they just don’t exist! And yet, apparently, the search continues!

Burger King Worker "Mr. Unstable" Takes Naked Birthday Bath in Sink - Video clip

This is such a strange story, it's hard to know where to start commenting. But dude, what made you not only this was okay, but then to videotape yourself doing it and posting it online? Here's more from AZ Central:
Xenia, Ohio calls itself the city of hospitality, but now some restaurant workers there are in hot water after a man made himself a little too at home. An employee is captured on camera taking a bubble bath at a Burger King. Some of the video was posted online.
In the clip, the employee self-described as "Mr. Unstable" is seen bathing nude in a large stainless steel sink while other employees and a store manager continued to work. The Health Department says the restaurant has disposed of all the utensils, and has sanitized the tub twice. Health department officials are investigating, but local diners say their appetite is already spoiled.
"I wouldn't want to eat here after I heard something like that, that's just not appropriate for employment," said former customer Crystal Dodge.
"This kind of stunt really is a black eye for the restaurant itself," said Mark McDonnell, Greene County Health Commissioner.

Cops Taser Naked Man Who Touched Toddler

Another naked guy tasered! You gotta think the cops are waiting for something like this to go, "Oops!, sorry dude we missed and zapped you in the wiener!" Yeah, I'm sure that never happens. Here's more from The Star Telegram:
Officers used a Taser to subdue a nude man who reportedly had touched a 4-year-old boy in the groin Wednesday afternoon at Vandergriff Park, police said.
The man, identified as Troy Lee Smith III, was taken to John Peter Smith Hospital in Fort Worth for psychiatric evaluation, police said.
Officers received a call about 6:45 p.m. that a man had touched the boy and that when the child’s parents pushed the man away, he had undressed in front of the family. When officers arrived, the man refused to comply with officers’ commands and was stunned with a Taser, police said. Smith is facing a charge of indecency with a child.

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