Thursday, September 11, 2008

Naked Man Approaches Couple in Park, Asks Them if They "Want to Play"

And just a tip here for everyone: if a naked man approaches you in the park and asks you if you want to play, or maybe just "hang out," the answer is a resounding NO! I know, that kind of thing usually doesn't happen where you live, but in Rocklin, CA it's happened twice now at Whitney Community Park and the cops are none too happy. Here's more from News 10:
Officers responded to a 911 call from a caller on September 5 who claimed that a naked man was chasing him through the park. One adult and two 17-year-olds told officers that a naked male walked up to them and asked if they wanted to play. The startled victims got up and ran toward their vehicle.
The naked man followed for a bit and then ran off in another direction.
During a search of the area, officers located a clothed but suspicious-acting man. The victims identified the man as the person who wasn't wearing clothes when he approached them. Arrested was Keith Fonti, 34, of Rocklin. Fonti lives in the immediate area of the park. He was booked into Placer County Jail for indecent exposure. He is out of jail on his own recognizance.

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