Imagine looking out your office window and seeing that! Apparently someone called the cops after they saw a 50-year-old man, reportedly sitting in public view on a milk carton shirtless with his pants down around his ankles, while looking at an adult magazine and masturbating WHILE holding a beer in his other hand. Unfortunately for officers (I mean, in addition to having to witness this whole thing) was that they were hoping they had caught a man accused of exposing himself to two women on separate occasions which also happened in downtown Ann Arbor. Sorry, wrong guy, but it sounds like he should also be off the streets, and maybe in a nice warm public library somewhere.
Here's more from the
Ann Arbor News:
Police received a report about 12:30 p.m. that a naked man was sitting on a milk crate behind buildings in the 300 block of West Ann Street. Police found the man, who was shirtless and had his pants down around his ankles. He had a beer in one hand and was masturbating with the other while leaning over a pornographic magazine, reports said. The officer arrested the 50-year-old Ypsilanti man for indecent exposure and charges are pending.
