Naked Man Charged With Lewdness for Trying to Start Karate Fight

What would you do if you were sitting around the backyard behind your mobile home with your family, enjoying the sunshine, when your nutjob neighbor comes over and challenges you to a karate fight . . . and he's naked? Assuming you're NOT Bruce Lee, the most likely thing you might do is refuse and then call the cops.
That's exactly what happened in Gettysburg, PA and, would you be surprised, alchol was involved? Here's more from the Evening Sun:

State police at Gettysburg said they responded to the Grove Mobile Home Park after receiving complaints that Gary M. Jones, 47, of 4820 Old Harrisburg Road, Lot 6, had left his mobile home naked and was yelling at neighbors on Aug. 1.
Dennis A. Hucks, Gary Kerns and Andrea R. Orndorff, who were at Lot 75, told police Jones came outside naked at about 9:40 p.m., said he knew karate and asked the men if they wanted to fight, according to court documents.
Hucks said their three children, all under 16, were in the yard and witnessed it, police said. Police then interviewed Jones in his home and noted there were two empty bottles of vodka on the living room table, according to court documents.
When asked if he left the home naked, police said, Jones admitted he did and that he knew it was illegal. Jones told police the reason he did it was because he lost his son and was a "serious martial artist," according to documents.