Monday, December 8, 2008

Austin Cops Forced to Taser Naked Man

Naked man. Check!
Running around crazy. Check!
Cops called. Check!
Tasers at the ready. Check!

Here's more from the KEYE TV:
Officers with the Austin Police Department were called to 8207 Sam Rayburn Drive at 9:46 a.m. on a complaint of a naked man destroying vehicles and jumping on cars. Police say when they arrived on scene the man was beating a car as he was standing on its roof.

A spokesman with APD concerned for his safety says they believe the man was under the influence of PCP, “Our concern is always when they’re on that kind of drug, is what’s gonna happen when he gets into custody.”

Police were forced to taze the 28-year-old male who was taken into custody after police gained control of him. The suspect was taken to Brackenridge Hospital to be assessed before he is taken to jail.

Detroit Mom Arrested for Letting Daughter, 16, Dance Naked at "Sex Party"

It's one thing to have a for profit sex party in your home where men pay $15 just to attend (prostitute services extra). It's quite another for you to let your underage daughter dance semi-naked for the paying crowd. Here's more from the Chicago Tribune:
Police say they raided a sex-for-cash party involving 19 adult female prostitutes and two 16-year-old girls, including the hostess's daughter. Wayne County Sheriff Warren Evans says authorities raided the Detroit home about 4 a.m. Sunday and discovered about 20 adult men, 19 adult female prostitutes, the 39-year-old homeowner, her daughter and another 16-year-old, both of whom were dancing partially nude. Evans says the men paid a $15 cover charge plus whatever the prostitutes charged for sex. It isn't known whether the underage girls had offered sex for money.

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