Naked Man Leads Cops on High Speed Chase

Nothing like being naked to make you want to hop in the car, put the theme from the "Dukes of Hazard" CD on, slam it in gear and make a run from the cops. My favorite part of the story? The line that says police arrived at the scene and found the main in a car with his gear shift in drive. Is that a euphemism for something else?

Butte-Silver Bow Police responded to a report of a naked man at the Flying J in Rocker around midnight Sunday, Captain George Skuletich said. When police arrived, they found the man in a car with the gear shift in drive. When police ordered the man to shift to park, he stepped on the gas and ran over an officer's foot.  Police pursued the man on Interstate 90 and then to Interstate 15. When the chase hit speeds of 100 near Elk Park, police called off the pursuit. The 57-year-old man was eventually stopped by Helena police. They confirmed his identification and an arrest warrant will be issued out of Butte-Silver Bow.

SOURCE: Naked Helena man leads police on high-speed chase - Montana's News Station - Fair. Accurate. To the Point. -