Naked Man Arrested After Gyrating on Top of Police Car, Sexually Harassing Vehicle

Where are the cameras from COPS when you need them? A Buena, New Jersey man is under arrest after a bizarre incident involving nudity and a now violated police car. Here's more from The Daily Journal:

The incident revealed itself when Officer Matt Molnar responded to the area about 6:30 a.m. Friday to find the naked man running "aggressively" toward his patrol car, said Buena police Detective Lt. David Sherma.

The man, 28-year-old Lorenzo Salazar, screamed obscenities, leapt onto the hood of the patrol car and gyrated "in what appeared to be a sexual manner," Sherma said Tuesday. Salazar's gyrations caused minor damage to the patrol car, according to Sherma.

Salazar then jumped off the hood and tried to stop Molnar from getting out of the patrol car by pressing his naked body against the driver's side door, Sherma said. When Molnar opened the door and tried to arrest Salazar, he allegedly resisted and refused to comply with the officer's commands, according to Sherma.

Molnar eventually subdued Salazar and arrested him.