Monday, March 16, 2009

Australian Politician Denies Old Topless Photos are Her - Pauline Hanson

You've probably always wondered when this might happen: a conservative female politician running for office starts to get ahead in the polls as we get close to an election and then suddenly someone finds some topless pictures taken of her 30 years ago and sells them to a newspaper. It's apparently happened to a member of Australia's One Nation Party, Pauline Hanson, who is denying the pictures are of her and claims there are all sorts of holes in the story of the man who claims to have taken them. The best way to solve this controversy is to . . . show her belly button? Interesting solutuon.

Here's more from The Age:

Pauline Hanson has offered to show her belly button to the nation's media in an effort to prove nude pictures published yesterday are not of her.
The former One Nation leader fronted a press pack outside the Beaudesert Magistrates Court to furiously deny she had posed for amateur snaps sold to The Sunday Mail and Sunday Telegraph of a woman posing semi-naked on a hotel bed 30 years ago.
She also refuted claims made by a man purporting to be a former boyfriend, Jack Johnson, that the pair had met at a Brisbane supermarket before the photo shoot at a Coffs Harbour hotel, the Pelican Bay Resort, in 1975.
"I'm here to state the facts. In 1975, I was married, living on the Gold Coast and I had my second child," Ms Hanson said.
"To the best of my knowledge and personal investigations, the Pelican Bay Resort did not open until 1986 so it was not even around at that time. I've never worked in the northern suburbs of Brisbane and never worked in a grocery shop."
Ms Hanson, who is running as an independent for the seat of Beaudesert at next weekend's state election, showed photographs of herself sporting shoulder-length hair in October 1978 - three years after the alleged shoot took place - in her autobiography Untamed and Unashamed.
When pressed, she said she would also show her belly button for comparison against the woman's in the naked pictures.

Man Uses PlayStation Video Game to Con Girl, 11, Into Sending Him Naked Pictures

You know how great it is to use the Internet to play video games against people all over the world? Apparently now the pervs have found a way to ruin that as well.

Now we get the story of some creep in Kentucky who allegedly used the video camera on the PlayStation console to convince an 11-year-old Houston girl to send him naked pictures of herself while they played the game WarHawk. (Any gamers out there now if getting naked is part of the role-playing action in this game?)

Then this guy allegedly sent the pictures around to others in the gaming community. Yeah, that'll make you popular with the guys with kids! Here's more from MyFox Houston:

A man in Kentucky is facing charges after detectives said he conned a Houston-area child into sending him a nude photo of herself via the PlayStation. Anthony Oshea is being held a jail in Kentucky's Palusky County on charges of promotion of child pornography, sexual performance by a child and online solicitation of a minor, Harris County Sheriff's Office Pct. 4 Sgt. Gary Spurger said.

Oshea is accused of befriending an 11-year-old girl through an online PlayStation game and tricking her into sending a nude photo through a camera on the game console, Spurger said. Oshea is then accused of resending the image to other people in the online gaming community all over the country, Spurger said.

NJ Man Stops Car on Freeway, Jumps Out, Takes Off Clothes and Starts Jogging

Just your typical morning on a New Jersey freeway: lots of traffic, noise, garbage and a naked man jogging

Naked man jogging? Even by NJ standards that's a little unusual, but then again, not unexpected. Here's more from Philly.com:

An Emerson, N.J., man surprised motorists along a busy stretch of the Schuylkill in Lower Merion, Montgomery County, about 10:30 a.m. yesterday when he ditched his Toyota Camry in the passing lane, stepped out of the car and stripped nude, state police said.

Darian A. Behrang, 28, then took a jog westbound on the Expressway and made it about a mile before state police responded, they said. Troopers eventually caught up to Behrang and were forced to engage in a short struggle with the naked man, according to a news release. Cops wouldn't speculate on what prompted the exhibitionist to jog along the busy roadway, but they did say Behrang was taken to Hahnemann University Hospital for "observation and treatment."

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