Monday, March 30, 2009

Cops Taser Naked Man Who Was Jumping Through Windows

I can think of some better things to do naked than to put my privates anywhere NEAR broken glass, but then this guy was probably not in his right mind. In the end, the cops had to taser his bloody, naked ass. Probably literally. Where else do you aim on a naked guy?

Here's more from 10News:
A 20-year-old man who jumped naked through several closed windows at his Alpine home before being stunned still by a Taser-wielding deputy was hospitalized Friday, but his injuries were not life-threatening, authorities said. Sheriff's deputies were called to the home in the 5500 block of Willows Road around 7:30 p.m. Thursday to deal with the mentally unstable man, San Diego County sheriff's Sgt. Joseph Sprecco said.

The first deputy to arrive found the man unclothed and covered in his own blood, according to Sprecco. The man attempted a standing back flip and landed on his head, then got back on his feet and charged the deputy, who responded by using his Taser stun gun, Sprecco said. Paramedics arrived and flew the man to a local trauma center due to extensive blood loss from numerous cuts, apparently caused by his jumping through three different closed windows, Sprecco said.

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