Friday, April 3, 2009

Naked Man Tries to Place Order at Tim Horton's Drive-Thru

Details are still sketchy on this story from Canada, but it does appear that a young man tried to place a fast food order and his, uh, hockey stick, was not properly stowed. Even if he managed to get his hot cup of coffee, where's he going to put it while he's driving. Here's more from Canada.com:

Defying conventional wisdom about the dangers of mixing hot beverages and naked bodies, a Saint John man showed up skin to seat at a Tim Hortons drive-thru Thursday morning. "My understanding is a gentleman came through the drive-thru operating a mini-van wearing nothing but a smile," said Sgt. David Cowan of Saint John police. Police were called to the coffee shop in the north end of the city, but the clothing-liberated driver had already vacated the scene.

New Teen Sexting Scandal in Waukesha: Four Charged

Apparently, the same teens who spend all of their time online and texting on their cell phones never read the news about other teens being arrested for sending around naked pictures. So, once again we have four more little geniuses who have been charged with disorderly conduct. And--surprise--once again a young lady started it all by sending some naked pics to her boyfriend.

Here's more from WISN:

Four Waukesha teens could face disorderly conduct charges for sharing a naked
picture of a girl on their cell phones. Police said that the girl originally sent the naked photo of herself to her boyfriend, but when they broke up, he forwarded the picture to other students. Investigators believe that the picture could have ended up on at least 150 cell phones.

The girl who sent the picture is among those who could be charged.

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