Now we have to keep naked people away from our historical treasures! Is there nothing sacred in this country any more? At right, a picture of "Old Ironsides" before it was attacked by angry seamen.
Park Service Police caught a man who swam naked past dock security and tried climbing onto the U.S.S. Constitution. The suspect snuck into the shipyard between 5 and 6 a.m. Monday without clothes on and swam right up next to Old Ironsides before rangers picked him up. He was taken into custody as officers grew concerned about his mental well-being. The suspect was charged with trespassing and released to the custody of his mother.
Oh, the horror! Can you imagine being at a fancy beach resort in the Caribbean with your family and having to see that skank running around topless? Here's more from the SAWF News:
Amy Winehouse, who spent the first two months of the year in St. Lucia on an extended vacation, returned to the Caribbean island last week.
During the current visit Amy intends to mix work with pleasure, recording her third album in between frolicking on the beach, not necessarily clothed.
Actually, she is off to a flying start with her frolicking. According to UK’s Daily Mail, the 25-year-old decided to shed her bikini top while on the beach. When told she could not do it, she ran through the family-friendly five-star resort topless, babbling nonsense to herself and waving her arms in the air. She went past the pool area where children were playing.
“Everyone was shocked,” said an onlooker. “One minute Amy was relaxing with friends on the beach and the next she was running around half-naked. “She seems to like lounging around topless and might have had enough of being told what to do. “She was talking to herself as she ran and flailing her arms around but we couldn't tell what she was saying - it didn't make a bit of sense.”
We--fortunately--don't have any video of Amy running around topless, but we do have video of the effect it had on other people at the result. CAUTION: for immature audiences only!
Now we have to keep naked people away from our historical treasures! Is there nothing sacred in this country any more? At right, a picture of "Old Ironsides" before it was attacked by angry seamen.
