Thursday, April 9, 2009

Man Runs Down Street Naked to Get Deported Back to Mexico

It all started with an argument with his boyfriend and in the end, a Florida man stripped naked in front of cops and ran down the street so he would be deported back to Mexico. Wouldn't have been easier to just buy a plane ticket? Sure would have save the cops some time. Of course, this genius's first idea was to punch a cop in the face and get himself arrested. My guess is that would have worked. Here's more on the story from TCPalm:

A 28-year-old man was arrested after claiming to be an illegal alien and running naked down Southwest Bermel Avenue, according to a police report released Monday. Roberto Carlos, of the 1500 block of Southwest Bermel Avenue, faces an indecent exposure charge in connection with the Saturday night incident.

Carlos, who was suspected of being intoxicated, told police he and his boyfriend were drinking beers and started arguing. Police suggested Carlos leave for the evening. “Roberto stated he wanted to go to jail because he is an illegal alien and wanted to go back to Mexico,” the report states. He said he planned to punch an officer in the face so he’d be arrested and was told it “was not in his best interest to execute those actions,” the report states. That’s when Carlos stripped off his clothes and ran down the street before being caught.

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