Wednesday, June 24, 2009

South Carolina Governor Sanford Takes to Appalachian Trail for "Naked Hiking Day"

First, the good news: we now apparently know where South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has been for the last four days. According to his staff, he was hiking the popular Appalachian Trail over the weekend and just needed to get away.
The bad news? Sunday was Naked Hiking Day on the Appalachian Trail. So either Sanford was either hiking naked or was looking at other people who were hiking naked. Either way, this does not look good for his political future.

We’re not suggesting that the formerly missing Governor of South Carolina specifically ditched his family and security detail to go hiking on Naked Hiking Day. It’s just that one of the days he hit the trail also happened to be the aforementioned holiday. [Editor’s note: This paragraph was changed to make clear that the governor’s timing was a coincidence.]

Until late yesterday, no one would say publicly where he was. Poof. He just disappeared.

The story started to resemble a John Grisham novel. A southern conservative governor and very vocal critic of a popular liberal president eluded his security detail and completely disappeared with his last known whereabouts — before he (or someone) turned off his cell phones — somewhere outside of Atlanta.

Staff was silent. Some were talking about succession plans. The First Lady though said she wasn’t concerned. “He was writing something and wanted some space to get away from the kids,” she said.

But many wondered aloud how this traditional, family-loving, Republican governor of a southern state could miss Fathers Day. After all he’s got four children! Was something sinister in the air?

Then it took a Farrelly brothers screenplay type of twist. Sanford had not disappeared. According to his spokesman, he was hiking on the Appalachian Trail. Coincidentally, on Naked Hiking Day.
Sanford disappears to hike Appalachian Trail (on Naked Hiking Day) [Christian Science Monitor]

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