Monday, August 10, 2009

'Twilight' Star Will Sue if You Look at Her Naked Pictures Online

You've been warned . . . now, go find us a link so we can post them!
"Twilight” star Ashley Greene is not pleased about those nude photos all over the Web. She didn’t post them! And don't even think of looking for them. No, really. Stop it! "The photos in question, which appear to be of our client, are illegal and are being unlawfully displayed," Greene's lawyer said in a statement. "Our client intends to take legal action." Greene won the Teen Choice Fresh Face Female award last night. Sadly, there was no Teen Choice category for best leaked naked photos. There could be lots of entries for that next year. Not that all of the photos are real -- some of them may indeed be fake. In fact, they must be fake. Yup. Totally. (sarcasm alert?) . All we know for sure is that people are looking at these photos and talking about them.
'Twilight' hottie Ashley Greene wants to sue over nude photos! | The Dish Rag | Los Angeles Times

Girls Finds Naked Man With Ponytail Under Her Bed

How did that get under there?
Police are looking for a possible sex offender after a 13-year-old girl awoke Saturday morning to discover a naked man under her bed. At around 5:30 a.m., the sleeping girl "awoke and noticed that there was something under her bed," said Staff Sergeant Sandra Richardson. Realizing it was a nude man, the girl screamed, causing the intruder to flee without his clothes. The home, is in the area of Don Mills Road and Van Horne Avenue. The girl was not assaulted, said Staff Sgt. Richardson. The suspect is described having a slim build, dark complexion and dark hair pulled back into a ponytail.
Girl, 13, finds naked man under her bed - The Globe and Mail

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