Naked Man Steals Truck, Promptly Drives Into Ditch

Of course, he claims someone was after him and trying to kill him, so at least he has a good excuse.

The naked truck-stealing incident occurred last Thursday in Athens, Alabama, when the naked man lay down beside the road. He then jumped into the back of a truck that slowed down, broke the window to the cab - causing the driver to get out of the vehicle - and then drove off.
Police say the man was shouting 'Go, go, go - somebody's trying to kill me' before he stole the truck.

Naked man steals truck, drives into ditch in Athens, Alabama | Metro.co.uk

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