Hilary Swank Admits She Walks Around Naked in Front of Boyfriend's Son, 6

That genius Hilary Swank boldly asks, "My boyfriend’s son is 6 years old, and you wonder at what age you should stop walking around nude." We think you might already be past that point Hil. Let's just hope he has a digital camera and a broadband Internet connection.

Hilary Swank -- who plays pioneering aviatrix Amelia Earhart in the new film "Amelia" -- walks around nude in front of her boyfriend’s son.  He's 6.

In the new issue of Marie Claire, Hilary admits that she always sleeps in the nude because she tosses and turns too much and gets "all twisted up" in clothes.  "Well, my boyfriend’s son is 6 years old, and you wonder at what age you should stop walking around nude," she says. "Every morning he comes into the bedroom, and you’re just nude. But he doesn’t look twice; he doesn’t think about it yet."

Doesn't think about it yet? Hmmm. Really?

SOURCE: Hilary Swank sleeps in the nude. Just ask her boyfriend's 6-year-old son | The Dish Rag | Los Angeles Times

Dallas Cops Looking for Chubby Guy Who Likes to Dance Naked

Thankfully, there are no pictures associated with this story.

The overweight man has been targeting homes in the Lake Highlands area of Dallas for the past four years.  Officers said the pervert climbs over garden fences before dancing on people's lawns, or swimming naked in their pool.  On one occasion, he climbed on to an air conditioning unit and danced on top of it.

Police said the man's face is always covered with a ski mask, and he exposes himself for a few minutes before running off. "We would like to catch him before it escalates into something worse than indecent exposure," said police spokeswoman Janice Crowther.

SOURCE: Naked Dancer: Police Hunting Serial Flasher In Lake Highlands, Dallas | World News | Sky News

South Carolina Woman Arrested for Topless Mowing

A York, SC woman was arrested last week for mowing her lawn topless, after he neighbors--based on the picture--rightly complained. Why don't the Playboy Playmates ever do yard work like this?

Angela Jonas, 50, is charged with indecent exposure after a neighbor called and complained the woman was mowing her yard in the 500 block of Kelly Road naked from the waist up. The neighbor said Jonas has done this on several occasions.  When deputies arrived to investigate, they found Jonas walking nearby. According to the report, Jonas admitted she liked to cut the grass nude and was walking on the street topless.

SOURCE: York woman arrested for topless mowing - WMBF News | Myrtle Beach/Florence,SC | News, Weather and Sports-

Bartender Arrested for Serving Patrons Topless

Why is this illegal? Maybe because men would never stop drinking if a hot bartender was topless serving them.

Alton's new police chief, David Hayes, says he will crack down on nudity in local taverns, and his policy has led to the lewd entertainment charges against an allegedly topless female bartender. The woman, 22-year-old Jessica L. Thomas of Collinsville, was arrested early Thursday morning at a tavern called the Pub Room during a police compliance check of a half-dozen establishments.

Although she wasn't topless when apprehended, the arresting officer reported that he saw Thomas run to the back of the tavern unclad above the waist. The report says Thomas also works at a strip club near East St. Louis.

SOURCE: Police say topless bartender arrested in Alton -- chicagotribune.com