Naked Hit by Train, Lives

Those must be some powerful magic mushrooms! Not only did this guy end up naked he was also crazy enough to stand on the train tracks, get hit by a slow-moving train and survived the whole thing only to get arrested. Sounds to us like he should get a medal!

A young Stafford man was arrested Monday night in connection with an incident during which he was running around naked and got hit by a slow-moving train, police said.

Sheriff's spokesman Bill Kennedy said the subsequent investigation revealed that the 18-year-old suspect had eaten "magic mushrooms" prior to the bizarre incident.

Kennedy said police were called at 7:30 a.m. Saturday by a woman who'd seen a young man running completely naked on Camden Drive in Clearview Heights subdivision.

She said the man was yelling at himself when he looked at her and asked if she was OK. The woman responded that she was, then asked if the suspect was OK, Kennedy said.

The suspect then began screaming and cursing at the woman, who ran into her home and called the Sheriff's Office.

Deputy Jason Hierwarter responded and found several residents who had seen the naked display. But deputies were unable to immediately find the man.

About 30 minutes later, Kennedy said, police were notified that a CSX train had struck a naked man in the area of Butler and Cool Springs roads.

The train conductor told police that the trains were traveling about 9 mph when he saw the man near the tracks.

After he sounded the horn to warn the man, he got on the tracks and walked directly toward the oncoming train.

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