Cops Called Over Topless . . . Snowlady?

When you first see it, it looks like any number of Greek statues you might see in museums around the world. But apparently the torso of a naked woman is too much for the people of Long Island to take and so, the cops had to be called to restore order to the neighborhood. At right, the before and after pictures of the formerly nude snow woman.

She had the curves of Venus de Milo, but her bare bosom drew an icy reception. Cops ordered a New Jersey family to cover up their saucy snowlady after receiving a complaint that the frosty front yard figure was X-rated.

While neighboring snowmen were allowed to flaunt their nudity with coal-eyed jauntiness, Elisa Gonzalez and her kids heeded the warning from the fashion police.  They dressed their controversial snowlady in a green bikini top and hip-hiding blue sarong.

"I thought she looked more objectified and sexualized after you put the bikini on," Gonzalez, 44, of Rahway told the Newark Star-Ledger. Gonzalez, a court reporter, said her family's twist on the favorite winter pastime was influenced by the armless ancient Greek statue Venus de Milo.

'Topless' snowlady in New Jersey is covered up after getting frosty looks

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