Cops Called on Woman Gardening Topless Across From School

It's not so much that she was topless, it's that she's 52 and topless. Hopefully, the kids have already learned about gravity.

Police say Catharine Pierce had on her gardening gloves and little else.  Officers were called on the 52-year-old Boulder, Colo., woman after complaints she was gardening topless. Police add Pierce was wearing a thong, so she wasn't in violation of state law. An officer suggested Pierce put on a shirt, because children at the school across the street were playing outside.

Topless woman gardens across from children

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Naked Man Caught With Camera in Cemetery

People do strange things in cemeteries. Being naked and taking pictures of yourself in broad daylight masturbating is probably more of the stranger ones.

Police arrested a Ninth Street man Wednesday for allegedly standing nude on a hill in Oakwood Cemetery that overlooks the city.  Officials at the Rensselaer Park Elementary School on 110th Street called police just after 3 p.m. to report they could see a man, later identified as Frederick Zornow, 64, of Ninth Street, nude on the hilltop above the school, according to a police report.

Police said Zornow had a camera on a tripod that he was using to take pictures while he masturbated.  Zornow was charged with public lewdness, a misdemeanor. He was arraigned this morning and released without bail.

Cops: Nude man arrested in cemetery -- Page 1 -- Times Union - Albany NY

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