Cops Bust Half-Naked Couple Not Quite Having Sex on Grass Near Street

Well, at  least the guy was honest when cops asked them if they were having sex there on the street: “We didn’t get to because you showed up!” Honesty is a good thing, but you probably don't want to make the cops job any easier, especially when it's your ass going to jail.

Police found a nearly naked woman laying on top of a man in the grass in the 1800 block of Vaness Street early Sunday, according to a police report. Both were arrested. The 22-year-old woman was topless and straddling the 23-year-old man with her pants around her ankles when police arrived around 4 a.m., police said. Police asked if they had been having sex, and the man said: “We didn’t get to because you showed up,” according to the report. Police found the pair in the grass a few feet from the street, according to the report. They came across the pair while en route to a loud party complaint.

SOURCE: South Bend Police find half-naked couple in grass | WSBT - News, Weather, Sports South Bend | Local News

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Cops Arrest Naked, Stupid, Burglar

His cunning plan failed, mostly because it wasn't a really cunning plan.

Pensacola Police say a naked man tried to attack a woman after breaking into her home.  Police say Arvester Burrell, 43, was trying to lock himself inside a room with a woman on Overlook Drive. Burrell ran out of the house, after punching the woman's husband in the face. About ten minutes later, another woman spotted the naked man creeping along her fence. Her husband ran the man off, and Burrell was captured shortly after.

SOURCE: Pensacola Police nab nude burglar | Fox10tv.com

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