Drunk, Topless Woman Arrested After Stealing Wine, Driving Car Into Burger King - Brandi Smith

Wow, this story has everything! Well, if she had been a Sunday school teacher or city council person, that would have been a nice bonus, but let's not get greedy okay? What we do have is a 41-year-old woman, driving a Corvette erratically in a late Spring snowstorm in Nevada. The driver pulls up to a grocery store, walks in without a shirt on, grabs a bottle of wine, doesn't pay for it, and walks out. (With store surveilance footage we are likely never to see.) That by itself would be a pretty good Top of the Nudes story, but there's more. She then got in her car and drove toward a nearby Burger King where she drives over the curb and nearly into the restaurant. At that point an off-duty cop takes her keys and holds the drivers' door closed so she can't get out until paramedics arrive.

The final damage? A BAC of .144 %. Not a record by any means, but nearly double the legal limit and pretty good for being able to drive a Vet in a snowstorm.

A 41-year-old Gardnerville woman, intoxicated and topless, was hospitalized Monday after she reportedly stole a bottle of wine from a Gardnerville grocery store and nearly drove into a fast food restaurant in the midst of a raging snow squall. According to witnesses, a woman identified as Brandi Smith, was driving erratically before pulling into the parking lot at Scolari's grocery store.

Smith, naked from the waist up, entered Scolari's and left without paying for a $20 bottle of wine. The store provided video footage of Smith. One of the clerks said he confronted her about her lack of clothing and said, “She just walked right past me,” without acknowledging him and left the store.

She got into her car and drove toward Burger King. She stopped near the entrance to the drive-through with the right front tire over the curb and in the landscaping. She was met by an off-duty sheriff's deputy who removed the keys from the ignition and held the driver's door closed to keep her in the vehicle.   Paramedics took her to Carson Valley Medical Center for treatment. A preliminary breath test at the center indicated a breath-alcohol content of .144, nearly twice the legal limit.

SOURCE: Topless, tipsy woman accused of theft, DUI | NevadaAppeal.com

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Prisoner, Naked and Shackled, Makes Run for It

Well, you can't blame a guy for trying, but attempting an escape when you're both shackled AND naked is something special. Granted, he did only have on one of those flimsy hospital gowns to start with (you know, the one's open in the back) but even that would have provided him with more cover.

Thank God they caught him at a nearby art center where he was likely mistaken for a piece of modern art rather than a nude perp on the run.

Naked and shackled, a Polk County Jail inmate escaped from custody at Lake Wales Hospital and shuffled about 300 yards outside of the facility before being recaptured Tuesday afternoon.

Bradley Norris, 20, of Bartow, also injured a Polk County Sheriff's detention deputy who was guarding him in the hospital when he escaped from his hospital room.  Norris had been taken to the hospital from the jail Thursday. He was under around-the-clock guard, which is standard procedure. About 12:20 p.m. Tuesday, Norris told Detention Deputy Michelle Threatt, 40, he needed to use the bathroom.

Following standard procedure, Threatt shacked Norris' ankles together and then took off the cuffs and shackles that held him to the bed.  When he got up from the bed, Norris hit Threatt on the head, overpowered her, and fled the room, reports said.  During the struggle, Norris' gown was torn from his body.

SOURCE: Naked and Shackled Polk Inmate Quickly Caught, Attacked Deputy During Escape | TheLedger.com
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