Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Homeowner Finds Drunk Naked Man Passed Out in His Shower

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A Valparaiso man who’d been drinking in Chesterton wandered into a stranger’s South Haven home early Sunday morning and passed out in the shower, the Porter County Sheriff’s Police said.  Arrested on charges of minor consumption of alcohol and residential entry was Michael Sotelo, 18, of 500 Indiana Ave., police said.

According to police, at 5:07 a.m. a resident of the 600 block of Old Forge was awakened by a knock on the door. He answered it and was told by the two young men outside that their friend had mistakenly entered his home and was somewhere still inside it. The man subsequently found Sotelo naked in the bathtub with the shower running, police said.

Police said that Sotelo showed signs of intoxication and registered a blood alcohol content of .15 percent on a portable breath test. Sotelo for his part advised police that “he had been drinking in Chesterton all night, that a “few of his friends had picked him up and transporte
SOURCE: South Haven man finds stranger passed out naked in the shower
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