No, it doesn't make any sense to us either, but then neither do most of the stories here.
There's something dirty about a clean shave. A Massachusetts man is charged with giving himself a shave while nude on a beach. According to a police report, Christopher Axford was shaving his armpits, after he dropped his shorts. Lifeguards say they asked Axford to stop, but he refused. A local paper (Eagle Tribune) reports Axford now faces a number of charges, including lewd contact.Massachusetts man charged with shaving nude on beach | KMOV.com St. Louis