So you're driving down the street half-naked, masturbating, and you need to make a left... What do you do?
Obviously, you should use the one hand you still have available to maintain control of your vehicle.
Well, that's what 48-year-old Mark J. Tucker of Louisville, Kentucky did... and he got pulled over for not using his turn signal.
Now he's arrested for indecent exposure... and failing to signal a turn.
C'mon Mr. Tucker! A real man would've been able to signal a turn and steer while choking his chicken... and maybe even honk the horn in the process.