Somethin's Gotta Give: Man Tries to Masturbate & Steer Car at Same Time, Gets Arrested

So you're driving down the street half-naked, masturbating, and you need to make a left... What do you do?

Obviously, you should use the one hand you still have available to maintain control of your vehicle.

Well, that's what 48-year-old Mark J. Tucker of Louisville, Kentucky did... and he got pulled over for not using his turn signal.

Now he's arrested for indecent exposure... and failing to signal a turn.

C'mon Mr. Tucker! A real man would've been able to signal a turn and steer while choking his chicken... and maybe even honk the horn in the process.

Source : http://www.wlky.com/r/27239561/detail.html

By Stinkweed Pete

Children... Say Hello To Mr. Socks 'n' Shoes

This is just weird. This guy did his naked deed without children present, so I'll give him that, but he's still a freak.

This is the second such incident at a pre-school in the last 6 months that has occurred in this area, and I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that they're related.

Does it seem strange to anyone else that the fact he's wearing shoes and white sweat socks make the incident even more creepy than it already is?

Source : http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_162-20044801-10391705.html

By Stinkweed Pete

Anatomy/Biology Teacher Caught Providing Private Tutoring

That’s right… Yet another hot teacher bangin’ a 17-year-old. This, particular incident includes a partially naked teacher in a car and a seventeen-year-old student, along with wet-naps and condoms strewn all about.

Position of power, use of an influential position… blah, blah, blah... All I know is I could use a little anatomy refresher with Mrs. Shafer too.

I’d pith her frog any day.

Carrie Shafer, a teacher at DuPont Manual
High School in Louisville, was found by police Friday night inside a car and sharing beer with a 17-year-old student.

The 38-year-old and the teen also were partially undressed, police said. Evidence of contraceptive use was visible near the
vehicle.

"There were some articles found that appeared to have been from a sexual act -- like some condoms and some wet wipes that were on the outside of the vehicle believed to have been thrown from that vehicle," Louisville Metro Police spokesman Dwight Mitchell told WAVE 3 News in Louisville.

Shafer, who taught anatomy and physiology, was cited with a misdemeanor for unlawful transaction with a minor. Sexual consent in Kentucky is 16, and at the time of the incident police were not aware she was a teacher.

Shafer, who resigned Sunday, could face a felony charge because of her role as an educator.

By Stinkweed Pete

Sources: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/03/16/2011-03-16_biology_teacher_carrie_shafer_caught_partially_nude_with_17yearold_student_in_ke.html?r=news

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Hide Your Shamus!

Keith Whelan aims to become one of only five people who have rowed solo across the Indian Ocean from Western Australia to Mauritius. He’s the first Irishman to attempt the journey, the youngest person, and is also the first person to attempt it… you guessed it… naked. He plans to combat the elements with nothing more than sun block and a sheepskin to sit on. Now, I did the rowing machine at the gym once and I had to burn those underpants, so I can’t imagine the state the sheepskin will be in after 3-4 months. He may want to pack an extra one.

Also, in order to accomplish a world record, he isn’t allowed to have any contact with other people which means he will invariably miss one, little, triangular spot in the middle of his back and get completely fried.

Mr. Whelan shoves off in about three weeks… Good luck, Godspeed, and use the SPF 100 on the ol’ Blarney Stones.

An ambitious rower plans to set a new world record by becoming the youngest male to cross the Indian Ocean on his own. But Kildare man Keith Whelan will be completely naked when he tackles the 6,000 kilometre crossing from Western Australia to Mauritius.

The 30-year-old will row 12 hours every day - two hours on and two hours off - for up to 120 days, completing 1.8 million gruelling oar strokes in searing heat, up to 50 foot ocean swells, hurricane force winds and raging storms.

However, Mr Whelan, who will also attempt to become the first Irish person to row the ocean solo, said there was logic behind his decision only to protect himself from the elements with sun block and by sitting on a sheep skin rug.

"When you're at sea rowing for three and a half to four months the salt gets encrusted in your clothes, and you can't wash them," he said. "Eventually your clothes will feel like you're wearing sandpaper and you will begin to chafe."

Source: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/republic-of-ireland/naked-rower-aims-for-ocean-record-15112546.html