During a trip to a barber shop in Madison, Wisconsin, a 24-year-old man and his girlfriend got a hot tip on an automobile for sale. They decided to head over to the apartment of the seller, cash in hand, ready to wheel-n-deal. He was greeted outside by a woman who took him to an apartment where two masked gunmen were lying in wait. He dropped his cash voluntarily and was then forced to drop his pants (and the rest of his clothes) against his will. While the masked men were distracted, he saw his opportunity, grabbed a box of cereal to hide his shame, bolted from the apartment, and jumped into his girlfriend’s car. She promptly called police.
A semi-believable story until the 911 operator began to show interest in actually sending over cops to investigate the robbery… it was at this point that the caller became illusive. She reported that she couldn’t stick around because she had to go to work. Police arrived to find no money, no car, and no nakedness. A few hours later, the man and his girlfriend did agree to meet with law enforcement at a local restaurant where officers discovered the two sitting at separate tables. Neither one of the pair could recall the location of the barber shop where they discovered the car for sale, which apartment the man was robbed in, or exactly what the dude used to cover his junk. It seemed the only thing either of them could remember was exactly which clothes were lost in the “robbery” (AKA, drug deal gone bad).
The only reason this story landed at
Top of the Nudes and not
The Dumbass Daily (besides the naked guy) is because this couple must have come to the realization that they were reporting being robbed during a drug buy just before they probably would have been arrested for trying to buy drugs. Good “heads-up” play there, although the cover story was pretty lame.
A 24-year-old Madison man lost not only hundreds of dollars in cash but his clothes as well, fleeing naked after he was robbed when, he told police, he went to buy a car at an east-side apartment.
Madison police said the naked man, apparently holding a cereal box in front of his privates, ran to his girlfriend's car outside the apartment in the 4700 block of Cottage Grove Road after the robbery.
Now, this may be a good opportunity for a little reader participation… So I’d like to pose this question: What kind of cereal was he covering his junk with? I’m going with Crunch Berries. Any other appropriately named breakfast treats we can assume he may have been using? Thank you for your input.
