I hate to admit it, but I actually sympathise a little with this downtrodden, naked educator. He did walk the halls of his elementary school in the buff… But he did it after hours and in apparent protest of his impeding unemployment. Harlan Porter of B.C. Haynie Elementary School in Morrow, GA was hanging out in the teacher’s lounge when police found him after a naked stroll through the hallways. He didn’t attack anyone and he didn’t take his bad fortune out on the students… he just got naked.
According to Porter, he "wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open,”… This, besides making me think he’s lost it a little, also makes me wonder where his “third eye” is actually located.
Weird?.. Yes. Dangerous?.. Doesn’t sound like it. I will say, though, that this story also really heightens my ongoing curiosity regarding the goings on behind the locked door of the “Teacher’s Lounge”.
More from
cbsnews.com:
During the arrest Porter claimed he had reached a "new level of enlightenment" and "he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open."Luckily, no students were exposed to Porter's "third eye" and had already been dismissed for the day.
If Porter had been seen by students he'd be facing child molestation charges instead of public indecency, authorities said according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
By :
Stinkweed Pete
