Topless Tuesday: Jennifer Aniston Posed Topless to Promote SmartWater

Not sure exactly what the connection between nudity and nutrient enriched bottled water is, but apparently sales of SmartWater are up, so who are we to judge?

They’ve also gone to print, and America’s sweetheart is shown posing topless with a bottle of Smartwater. Here’s the thing though. Again there is no indecency here. There is no real nudity… not even close. We see her back facing the camera. So topless? The headline over delivers. But the mere idea that we could all – finally – have a good old gawp at Hollywood’s ‘girl-next-door’ has yet again proved too tempting as men search for the ‘topless Jennifer Aniston’ holy grail.

So what does this tell us? Scrap the rulebook and just get celebrities to get their clothes off? Well no. The pictures and video themselves are just a tool, a way to provoke interest, spark debate and ensure the viral spreads. The way those roller-skating babies did for Evian.

Topless Jennifer Aniston Revealed - MarketShare - Advertising marketing & media - Forbes

Topless Tuesday: Representative Weiner Sends Topless Pic to Woman, Refuses to Resign

Just in time for Topless Tuesday! Okay, it's not exactly the kind of "topless" picture you were hoping for, but it is making the news this week.

On the heels of the RadarOnline story, digital provocateur Andrew Breitbart published a shirtless self-portrait of a man who bears a striking resemblance to Weiner.  The entirely unsexy, bizarrely
self-serious photo “was allegedly sent to [a] young woman on Friday, May
20, 2011 via a Yahoo! email address that she claims was an alternate
alias for Rep. Weiner.” Breitbart concluded his post on a prescient
note: “Later that same day, apparently after receiving several images
from the young woman, Rep. Weiner allegedly sent another photograph to
her from the same Yahoo! email address. That photograph (attached to the
email as ‘ready.JPG’) is extremely graphic, and leaves nothing to the
imagination.”

Fully Clothed Anthony Weiner Will Give Four p.m. Press Conference | VF Daily | Vanity Fair

Oxford Library Threatens Topless Students

Where were these kinds of "clubs" when I was in college?

A group of students in the U.K. started an unusual tradition in 2009 in which they get topless for a half-hour every Wednesday in the campus library.

It makes no sense... but I like it.

The school doesn't, however, and is trying to shut down the party.

I'm all for naked co-eds, but an Oxford quality education should probably foster a better argument than "Well, it gets hot sometimes".

More from myfoxphoenix.com :

OXFORD, England -- Students at one of the world's top seats of learning have been told to stop stripping off in a college library by furious university bosses, The (London) Daily Telegraph reported Saturday.Undergraduates at Oxford University's Worcester College have been stripping to the waist for half an hour every Wednesday afternoon as part of bizarre "half-naked half-hour" ritual which began in 2009. But the college's library committee has now banned the fun, labeling the stunt as "unacceptable" and a "distraction to other readers."

A warning email read, "While it [half-naked half-hour] may have seemed like a piece of harmless fun, we ask you please to stop this kind of behavior in the library."One student told the Cherwell student newspaper, "Half-naked half-hour has long been a tradition at Worcester College as a way of breaking up the monotony of a long day's revision and using the opportunity to cool down during the hottest periods of the day."

Source: http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpps/news/offbeat/oxford-students-told-to-stop-stripping-in-library-dpgonc-km-20110604_13526796

By : Stinkweed Pete