Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Minnesota Man Arrested for Jumping Around Naked on Hotel Bed in Front of Window

But really, who hasn't wanted to do this in a hotel at one time or another?

Police arrested a Minnesota man Saturday on a tentative charge of lewd and lascivious behavior after jumping on a hotel room bed, naked, in front of a window.  The Capital Times reports that Kevin Horner, 25, of Minneapolis drew a crowd of about a dozen bystanders, including a Madison police officer, to watch the show in the second-floor hotel room at University Inn, according to Madison police.  Horner apparently noticed that he was being watched by a police officer, ending the show, after which officers made the arrest
Minnesota man arrested for his naked 'jump around' - JSOnline

Oops! Khloe Kardashian's Major Nip Slip on Fox News

Really? You dressed in that top and didn't expect this to happen? Please!

Link below is NSFW.

Hours after the world was exposed to Khloe Kardashian's nipple on a visit to Fox News, the professional celebrity apologized for the incident... while going out of her way to call attention to it.
Khloe Kardashian on Nip Slip: Look Here! Sorry! - The Hollywood Gossip

Topless Tuesday From Florida: Drunk Woman Arrested When Bikini Top "Accidentally" Falls Off at Swimming Pool

Happens all the time, right?

A woman in Florida was arrested after lying topless by an apartment complex´s community swimming pool.  The 39-year-old was reportedly drunk as she took off her bikini top. When police arrived, she claimed the top fell off accidentally.

Rachelle Gomes now faces misdemeanor charges of "obstructing an officer and resisting a law enforcement officer without violence".
Woman Arrested for Exposing Her Breasts at Pool

Topless Tuesday: Apparently in New York City You Can Walk Topless, But Short Skirts on Bikes Not Allowed

So, apparently the rule in NYC is that a topless woman in long pants is okay, and allegedly less distracting to drivers.

As a born-and-raised New Yorker, I feel entitled to ask “What the fuck?” regarding two incidents that occurred over the past two months in the Big Apple. That’s not a complaining “What the fuck?,” mind you, but a generic “What the fuck?,” meant to communicate a perplexity about how things are done in my hometown; a perplexity I’ve had since I was born.

Last month, a young female Dutch tourist was attending the annual New Amsterdam Bike Show in Manhattan, enjoying the event on her bicycle downtown around Broadway in Soho, when she stopped to check her map.

“This policeman was in a car, and he stopped next to me and got out of the car,” said Jasmijn Rijcken, 31. “I was like, 'Oh, my God, what did I do wrong?' I was by myself. I thought maybe I rode wrong or something. But he starts talking about the way I was dressed."

It turns out the cop, who was youngish, thought Rijcken riding her bike in her skirt was presenting a danger to city drivers.

“’He said I was distracting cars, and that it was dangerous, I shouldn't wear these clothes on a bike,’ said Rijcken, who added she was not scolded for not wearing a helmet.

The cop asked to see her identification, which indicated she was Dutch. "Oh, you're not from here,” she said he remarked.

AVN - New York City: Topless Pedestrians Okay, Skirts on Bikes Not

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